Please go to Delete From Internet and de …

Please go to Delete From Internet and delete it from internet. It is the sort of dangerous idea that net terrorists could misuse.

My favourite line from the Island’s excuse for spin is “We adopted precautions [but] we got badly beaten.” Seriously, how is that not awesome? They got badly beaten. Thick ears and bloody noses everywhere! Have you deleted the net terrorists from Internet yet? Go on, you lazy slacker. In fact, why not delete the Island from internet while you’re at it? All you fuckers complain, but I’m doing something about it.

On the Island’s latest gaffe: I find th …

On the Island’s latest gaffe: I find the error less funny than the general lkblagosphere reaction to it -see your neighbourhood aggregator etc., I’m sure there are too many to trackback. Sure, we all hate the Island because it’s a pathetic excuse for a newspaper and a lapdog of the Oppressive State, etc. And all blaggers are duty-bound to despise the print media and delight in their miseries (and vice versa), because that is yet another one of those stupid tribal things. But even inadvertantly, this is quite possibly the funniest thing the Island has ever printed. It’s one thing to laugh at the Island being caught publishing something that violates their sense of What Is Suitable For Children. You don’t have to import their morality and go all Puritan won’t-someone-please-think-of-the-children.

YET THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I SEE HERE.